Tuesday, 29 December 2009

"Yeah, but does it explode?!"


I know, I suck at blogging. The reason I keep up, is that I find it kinda nice to write your latest deeds down, even if it's on rare occasions. If that makes any senSe.

So, Christmas came and went, Christmas dinners and parties here and there all week. It would be even better if I could actually stand my family... One part of my family are self-centered snobs who believes that the world if filled with flowers and pixie dust. They're also kiss-ups so whoever they visit, and always try to seem successful and interesting. In short terms, I hate these kind of people. I mean, who calls their parents by name anyway...?

Other part has the childish uncle and aunt. They're also nudists, but that doesn't really matter here. There's also two little cousins who are great, but you know. It's kinda interesting though, how cool my aunt and uncle seemed when I was younger, but after getting some maturity and perspective, they just seem lame and strange.

Yeeeeah, I don't really have anything interesting to report today either. Oh, tomorrow there will be a gift-exchange with the crew, which should be awesome. You better like your presents folks! Graiman, over and out.

Oh, and one more thing, my download for the Star Wars movies in 1080 HD just finished. If they were ever awesome, they're fucking awesome now. Marathon time!

Sunday, 13 December 2009

A pre-christmas experience


Getting presents for people are hard. Like, a real challenge. Last year I got like 5 people presents, this year it's more like 15 people. I don't know what happened, but in some strange way, I don't really mind either. I guess, having 15 people it's worth getting presents for is kinda nice...

This week I've played a lot of Modern Warfare: 2. For those of you who doesn't know it, it's an FPS game in brilliant graphics with an awesome story, which totally rocks. I got it for my computer, of course, since everyone knows FPS sucks on consoles. I mean, come on. Yeah. No, you. Anyway, not to brag, but I'm pretty awesome in the multilayer part of the game, kicking noob ass till daybreak. Yeaaaah, that's the stuff.

What does a 18 year old girl want for Christmas anyway?

Sapped out, merry Christmas to all you mortals out there.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Legen.... wait for it.... dary!


Yeah, I'm totally good at blogging. But yeah, as usual, I don't really have that much to share. Other than the fact that snow is evil, of course. And that it's now December. And I have.... 15 presents to get this Christmas. You may now guess how many I have gotten. About.... I think it is.... None. That's about it.

Anyway, snow has started to fall, and corrupt the earth around where I live. I guess it's a good thing, seeing as it kinda gets me into a Christmas-y mood! I'm all like "Ho-ho-ho" to random people on the street. They usually look frightened and run in fear, but kids can be like that sometimes, you know?

School is going... On. It's really boring, actually. Luckily, I have rediscovered Pokémon! Pokémon Pearl to be exact. I bring it on a usb-stick to school, and play there when I'm bored. Yeah, I'm like just about to battle the elite four... I get bored a lot at school.... It sure is good fun though!

So. Yeah. I get by. Not really anything to report. It's early December, everyone is busy with mid-terms and crap, while I. I just am right now. A gray flake in a world of dust. Totally poetic right there, yeah. Anyway, Sapped out, being awe... wait for it... some!

Saturday, 14 November 2009

The invasion has begun


It happens on this time of the year. The deadly plants from another galaxy starts to fall, in an attempt to change our world. Change it to what? Change it to become livable for their evil alien masters, the inhabitants of Snøtopia, also know as the Snøfilius Sapiens. They live no a distant planet, in a galaxy far far away... Sorry, couldn't help myself. Anyway, our planet has been chosen as the suitable target for expansion of their race. You see, earth is one of few planets which are livable, and which also come down to the fitting cold at times, which their plants of evil can live. As a matter of fact, their planet, Snøtopia, is made entirely out of "Snø". Or snow, as its known in the common tongue. This is why the strange inhabitants of this planet require it in order to live.

Although, as most people know, this attempted invasion fails every year, due to the changing of seasons. This assault has been continuous over thousands of years, but the invaders refuse to give up. The source of this plant are portals of a sort, spread throughout our galaxy, and its through here the snow is siphoned. Do note that the "Snø" itself is not harmless, but rather quite dangerous. Every snowflake is in fact a seed, each of which is capable of draining whole patches of fresh earth of it's natural power of life. Of course, this planet is yet by far too hot for this to happen, and it takes a lot of seeds to do any permanent damage.

There is, on the other hand, a way to fight these plants, and their masters. You see, there are a fatal material here on earth that kills them just by being near them. This particular material is contained in a normal household object, batteries. That's right, the small cylinders you use to power your TV remote also holds the power to defeat alien forces of unknown magnitude. It's quite easy actually, you just keep a small amount of them in your pockets, and the Snø in a small area around you falls dead, unable to do harm. I would strongly suggest everyone to keep some batteries with them at all times, for the good of your planet!

So. Now you know. Now you know what those ghastly things are, and you know how to fight them. Rejoice, and help your world today! For further questions, and advice, please contact me in the comments below.

Sapped, Savior of Worlds, at your service.

Sunday, 1 November 2009

The Day of the Dead


Yeah, I know, I suck at blogging. But I haven't really had anything to tell recently, neither have I had the will to share recently. So yea, fuck me really.

Anyway, halloween just came and passed. I went to a party both Friday and Saturday, which was great really, but sortof draining. On Saturday I went to an old friends house, she has a halloween party every year. It was OK i guess. I mean, I got proper drunk and everything, but there is this thing where every diffrent gang has its own way of entertaining themselves. Well, this gang apparently like fucking BOARDGAMES. Yeah, you heard me. I died a little inside for every minute that passed... *sniff* Luckily there was a drinking break! So I practically drank my sorrows away! It was kinda nice to see people from my old crew again tho...

Saturday came, and I was half-dead. I was supposed to meet up with the peeps at 4, but I just couldn't manage it. So, I spent a few hours in my chair, trying not to die on myself. Cus, you know, that would've been bad. I traveled in alone, only to narely miss the train. Like, I was sitting on one side, only to see that my train just arrived on the other side... Hah, you thought that Jamacian guy on TV could run. I made it, and I went directly to Charlies house where the guys waited. Seening as it was halloween, I was dressed as a ninja. Nothing fancy tho, a ninja hood made out of a t-shirt, a katana and black clothes in general.The hood was kinda warm to wear tho, so it didnt last long. Anyway, we hung out, ate some pizza, followed by our epic trip to the cave of Høyenhall. Where we burned our bad memories in a big fire, including a sheet of paper where people had written down names of people they hate. Was good fun. Exept for the part where I tripped 2473284 times going up and down the hill, resulting in my clothes in smelling and looking like crap... Oh well!

Its the Day of the Dead people, wear funny hats and burn candles. Sapped, out.

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Gingerbread and nothingness


Out of fear of it turning into a whine-post, I have resisted the urge to post anything too often. Just, in case you wondered.

Week moved at a somewhat acceptable speed. Spent Monday and Tuesday at home, due to hurting head and sleeping issues. Nothing major though, it was gone as fast as it appeared. Decided to go to school today tho, its not like we _do_ stuff anyway... Once again I had to resort to silly facebook applications to keep my eyelids from crashing into the desk, but we got to do some practical stuff in the end, so it was ok.

This weekend theres Desucon in town. And I have yet to contact my anime-loving friends, but then again, I'm not too sure I'll be going anyway. I've never liked huge masses of people, and even less when that huge mass is in a confined space. But we shall see, they do sell some awsome shit there...

Oh, and I have reached another level of boredom. One I have visited before, mind you, but still. I'm trying to play World of Warcraft somewhat actively, seening as the final boss for the expansion will soon be killable. You know, white-haired guy in black armor with glowing eyes and a very fancy sword? No? Anyway, its not too bad, after all, I have played this game for soon 5 years. Not constantly, but you get the picture.

Epic lewt and adventure awaits me, the world will rejoyce in the light of my powers. Shula, out.

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Red, green, blue-yellow, red, green~


Today! I slept for 13 hours. 0100-1400. AND I'M STILL BLOODY SLEEPY! Argh! All these dreams and stuff waking me up, might as well sit awake all night!

Anyway, our teachers aren't at school so had today off, and tomorrow, and 3 hours of school on Friday. A semi-long weekend after the vacation, I'm not complaining! As some of you may have guessed already, I played some hours of Guitar Hero today. GH5 to be exact. It's been a while since I played, but at least I didn't fail any songs.... on medium... Other than that, I watched some House S4. Gotten to E10, and it's hallerious! Can't really watch too many epides in a row though, it _does_ get kinda monotone.

Oh, and we _actually_ have homework this week! Kinda freaky, haven't had homework for 3 years, and haven't done any for 5! Anyway, we are going to read and explain the OSI-model, and the basics in TCP/IP. I just said that because I can, btw.

The world is on fire, buring slowly with blue, cold flames.